"Excuse me. How do i get to Looneyville?"

Every morning, on the way to work, i see this lady who talks to the sky (Yes, you read it correctly. TALKS. TO. THE. SKY) And when i say talk, i mean full on pastor-like enthusiasm with massive hand gestures and facial expressions. She never seemed to bother anyone though. There was this one time where she was holding up a newspaper and reading it to the sky. O.O 

She looks real decent though. Well groomed and all that. But there she is, every single morning. THAT SAME SPOT. TALKING TO THE SKY. 

cra·zy

[krey-zee] 

adjective

1.mentally deranged; demented; insane.

2.senseless; impractical; totally unsound: a crazy scheme.

Source: Dictionary.com

I'm not trying to be a bitch and call some innocent lady who has some electrifying feelings for the sky crazy but.. hey, the mind wonders okay?

Questions in my head. What is her story? Where does she live? Where is her family? Why does she talk to the damn sky?!

Most importantly, how do you even know you're losing it? 

*scares me shitless. 

I guess i'll have to keep wondering. 

Until I find my way to Looneyville myself. I sure hope not.

Hello, new hair!

:) :)

Blogging from my new office. Wee~

So yeah, i got a job! That doesn't involve angry customers! *shiny eyes*

More updates soooon!

xx

Ick.

Well, it isn't working very well. -____-

What's with the insane weather these few days? I find myself waking up every night, fuggin' DRENCHED!

Rain, where art thou?

Happy Easter, all!

Weeee~

Happy Bunny Year!

It's my year! 

Happy Thursday!

Christmas is creeping up! *shiny eyes*


Currently listening to Edward Maya - This is my life.

It's a beautiful Saturday!

Innit?

The weather is awesome. The feel is great. And here i am, noming on a slice of chocolate cheese cake comfortably on my bed. I have to get ready for a wedding reception that's about to happen in less than 2 hours.

Speaking of weddings. What do you buy people for their wedding? I honestly, don't know. As far as i can remember, 23years of living, i've only bought Nisha a wedding present. A photo frame. I was out of ideas. Soooo boring kan? OMG. In my defence, i was rushing. I had such limited time, okay?!

And so, i decided to go a little crazy today with the wedding gift. Can you guess what i bought?

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No?

I bought my dear friend some lingerie.

Did i go a little tooo crazy with the gift?

I think i did.

But hey, i don't think anyone would buy the happy couple lingerie. They'd probably get photo frames(LMAO), tea cups or lampshades. My mother is the serial tea set gifter. She says it's useful, you know, when the couple has guests. Right.

I say, entertaining guests will most definitely NOT be the first thing on their minds. (If you know what i'm sayin!) So, yeah.

Lingerie.

Babies!

Happy weekend!

With love,

Bunny Wabbit.

Reality of dreams.

Hey kids!

How are you? Good? Good!

I had a very disturbing dream last night. It's like one of those dreams where you're in a familiar place and you're given a choice of two doors to pick. You pick the right one, it's all rainbows, bunnies and cupcakes. But have you ever wondered what's behind the other door? What if you thought you picked the right door, only to find out it was never the right door. (Okaayy, i dunno if i'm making any sense to you right now.)

The difference is, in my dream i knew exactly what were behind those two doors. It felt so surreal. And truly being the indecisive human being i've always been since i was a little girl, i didn't know which door to pick, although i knew what was waiting for me behind each door.

An extremely negative trait that i possess is running or hiding away from conflicts of any kind. Instead of facing the cold, harsh reality and move on, i run away from it. I always play safe. ALWAYS. But how long can i stay safe if i keep running away? How long can i run as fast i do now? Sooner or later (I prefer later!), i don't think i'll be able to run as fast as i'm running now and every single thing i ran or hid away from is going to come crawling up to my skin.

That was exactly what i did in the dream too. I ran away. As fast as i could. I woke up to my BB showing me 4.47am and wondering "Where the fuck did that come from?!"

And yes, i was late to work.



Graveyard shifts & robots.

So yeah, i work graveyard shifts and for the past 2 months i've been on the 5am shift which to me is totally insane because i'm SO NOT A MORNING PERSON. I have a bad habit of sleeping late every night which makes it hard for me to get my ass up at 4am! This is totally on me because i have another bad habit of taking long "naps" in the afternoon after work. (I wouldn't call it a nap if it's a duration of 4-5hours. -___-)

And when i sleep THAT long in the afternoons, it isn't easy to fall asleep at night! (Go, figure!)

9.15pm- What shall i eat tonight?
9.16pm- If i ate anything right now and fall asleep right after, i'm gonna get fat.
9.18pm- Oh, wait. I'm already fat.
9.19pm- Fat whore. Fat whore. Fat whore.
9.20pm- *Noms on a whole box of Famous Amos while watching reruns of Vampire Diaries*

10.00pm- *Stares at empty box of Famous Amos*
10.00pm- Fat whore. Fat whore. Fat whore.
10.01pm- Noone's gonna marry me. -____________-
10.02pm- I wonder if they'd invent robots with feelings by the time i reach the age to get married.
10.03pm- Robots who look like Rajinikanth?
10.03pm- Wow. Robots who look like Rajinikanth.
10.05pm- Or robots who look like Haley Joel Osment, just a more grown up version of him.
10.10pm- Do robots have sex?
10.11pm- ..................................................................
10.23pm- *Sings "Like a G6"*
10.25pm- What if there really were robots living among us?
10.26pm- No, like seriously.
10.27pm- Wow. I wonder what they eat.
10.30pm- ...................................................................
10.32pm- *Watches some robot videos on YouTube*
11.43pm- Okaaaayyy. I don't think i'd wanna have sex with a robot.
11.45pm- *Noms on a big fat peanut butter and jelly sandwich*
12.00am- Oh, noooo! Fat whore. Fat whore. Fat whore.
12.02am- Noone's gonna marry me.
12.05am- ....................................................................
12.15am- Then my mum would have to find me a husband, which will most probably be a nerd who wears  black thick-framed glasses who wears his pants up to his belly button.
12.16am- *Imagines mum with a gigantic smile, saying "A very good Indian boy. He works in a bank!"*
12.20am- I'd rather have sex with a robot.

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Bunny+ Alcohol+ Girlfriends

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Good times! :) :)

I need an alarm clock.

A loud one!

Happy, happy!

I "curi tulang" and take pictures in the toilet during work.

Sue me.

My little baby elephant. :)

Babies! How you doing? Good? Good!

I was so bored yesterday, i assembled a little garden-like thingy at home. Hehe. I LOVE the elephant. (I have a thing for elephants! And anything associated with them.) Got it from a second-hand furniture store. It was love at first sight!

Still looks a little sad. But it'll get better by the month! :)

Teringin menuju ke alam astral dalam kapal angkasa.

Hai kawan-kawan. Amacam? Baik?

Selamat hari Sabtu!

Jangan pandu kalau mabuk. Okeytengsbai.

Monday blues.

"We're never gonna survive unless we go a little crazy."

-Seal

Happy New Year, peeps!

Baliikkkk kammpungggg!

Have an awesome one, you sexy motherfuckers!

And Demon got the worst of it.

Demon: Let me go, you psycho. Someone get this girl a JOB! PLEASE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Poor Demon.

Boredom reeks.

So, yeah. I guess this is how i'll look if i were a werewolf.

I sleep on the couch like an imbecile. It's a one seater, by the way. I have issues sleeping in my room. I have no idea why. But, yeah. Say hello to future back problems.

On a happier note, i get my pay check today! *shiny eyes*

Happy Tuesday, strangers.